Chuck Norris doesn’t act…he just stands there until it’s time to kick. 
Ok, this isn’t really new, but I just heard about it from one of my co-workers recently. It’s pretty good. But I can’t help wondering…why doesn’t he put this much animation and feeling into his, you know, acting…? 
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8QAeoFdM5g&rel=1]
on Jan 2nd, 2008 at 7:14 am
Acting? Sch-macting… I’m sitting here watching gastric reduction surgery. We need chuck to stop this anti-luncher plan!